Chat Group: My Ability Refreshes Every Month

Thanks for asking. I'm in Terra, just got thrown in prison, and my superpower is enlightenment through hardship. But how did that get me a chat group? Ding! New superpower unlocked: the Lion King Matchmaking Agency. It sets you up with a mature, dependable partner you can definitely marry. Louis: Mature and dependable? That has to be Roxy, who devotes herself wholeheartedly to being a magic tutor! Elaina? She's even greedier than me. No, no, that won't do. Vivian, savior and queen of the Fae Kingdom. Marry her and save yourself thirty years of struggle. What do you mean the Black Snake heiress wants me to confess my love? ...The person upstairs is Isamala, who devours worlds. The one downstairs is the Originium Goddess, who assimilates civilizations. And you're just an ordinary person holding a fire poker. New ability unlocked: Fire Poker or My... "Tiga!" Darkness spread as a black giant stood tall upon the earth. "What kind of fire poker is this supposed to be?" Daigu: That's not how the story goes. You're supposed to have an ancient super-pervert girl cling to you, and your current girlfriend... Oh, right, right. Just like that.