Chat Group, but Everyone Is a Lover King

(P.S. The author really has been the Fourth Calamity. I'm not making this up.) After transmigrating into Stellaris as the Grand Marshal of the Human Federation, Gu Linxun planned to develop in peace before fleeing the coming crisis. He never expected rival powers to rise all around him, with three genocidal empires surrounding him and the Human Federation from the start. Just as the Human Federation was about to be attacked from all sides, a chat group appeared. But something about this chat group seemed off... The Emperor: "Do it for humanity. Trade me your faster-than-light travel technology!" Elysia: "Do it for humanity. Charge at the Imaginary Tree!" The Prophet: "Do it for humanity. Hit the lumberjacks with a dimensional strike!" Dan Moroboshi: "Do it for humanity. Give me your coordinates, and I'll be there at once." Gu Linxun: "Wait, wait, wait, this can't be right. Are you all Humanity's Lovers? Save me! Give me a chance to develop, and I'll be able to solve your problems in no time!"... In short, this is the story of several champions of humanity fighting for mankind's future.