"Looking back through history, every game where you build a team to summon fighters and battle has had plenty of mods to make everyone smile. So why is our Great Monster Battle so straightforward, with absolutely no variation? As an outstanding Reionics, I'll bring more ways to play to this game..."
"So why do both of your main monsters fit your definition of 'straightforward'?"
"What can I do? How else am I supposed to deal with those cheaters? Have you ever seen a Gomora and a Red King grind Tyrant into the dirt?"
"Your opponents accuse you of only playing wheelchair characters. What do you have to say?"
"Slander, all of it! I've walked on eggshells my whole life, and I've made it this far through my own skill!"
"What do you have to say about the upcoming tournament to decide the strongest Reionics?"
"It doesn't matter if it's Rei or Reiblood, even if Belial shows up, I can't lose in a straight-up Great Monster Battle. It's not like Reiblood himself is going to revive and fight me, right?"
"Wait, what do you mean an old man with a hammer has entered the competition with an EX Zetton?"