All-Male Chat Group: Is This Chat Group Even Serious?

With a ding, one more person joined the chat group.

"Welcome to the chat group. The group has reached its maximum membership. Members may not leave and must be honest with one another."

Schiller: Why do I have to spend the rest of my life with men?

Satou Kazuma: Why do I have to spend the rest of my life with three men?

Lu Mingfei: There are always a few times in life when you think you've seen the gates of heaven swing open. I've waited eighteen years, and it turns out I'm spending the rest of my life with a bunch of men?

Natsuki Subaru: Why have I inexplicably transmigrated a second time?

The scene shifted. The four drunks suddenly stood up and slapped the table, ordering a portrait of Lord Guan. The four of them burned incense, bowed again, and swore an oath. Tears soaked their clothes as they vowed that the four brothers would accomplish something great.

Satou Kazuma: "Thinking back to the old days, my childhood friend..."

Lu Mingfei mumbled, "My senpai smiled at me. She has feelings for me..."

Schiller was just about to tell the two of them to shut up when Subaru bellowed, "My Emilia-tan!"

How were they supposed to accomplish anything great like this?

"For fuck's sake, get serious!"

"Having no heirs is the greatest failure! Isn't romance important too?"

"Lu Mingfei, go die!"

[Lu Mingfei has been kicked from the chat group]

(The author is an unbelievably shameless donkey.)