'Host detected: age 93, Qi Refining Stage Three, bullied for years and nearing the end of your lifespan. You urgently need to make a comeback! A custom System has been designed for you.'
'The Comeback System is at your service!'
Ye Shi: "??? I'm only ten! What do you mean, I need to make a comeback? Stupid System, quit messing with me!"
'Task 1: Accept the secret medicine given to you by your younger sister and successfully refine it.'
'Reward: Moon Yin Physique, Moon Spirit Root, and a massive increase in talent.'
'Task 2: Get revenge on Liu Yan, an outer sect disciple of Mingyue Sect who often bullies you.'
'Reward: Bright Moon Secret Manual.'
Ye Shi: "Where would my younger sister even get a secret medicine? System, are you seriously broken?"
After drinking the cold medicine his younger sister had gathered and brought back...
'Task complete~'
Ye Shi: "??? This System really is broken! But you're right, I'm a nobody who's 93 years old, at Qi Refining Stage Three, and in desperate need of a comeback."
Is the main character the top or the main character the bottom?
Tomato also has a book that's the same; did you copy it, or did he copy you?
It feels like the plot has really accelerated since the simulation started, and the protagonist's cultivation level has skyrocketed (sweat). However, the protagonist's physique's dual cultivation aspect seems to have been completely unused for so long.
Why are there so few people reading such a beautiful book? (Sunglasses)
Which character is the dominant seme and the submissive uke? (Cute)
Is it yuri? #(Cute)
Didn't I tell you? I'd even take you in a stroller; a virginity checker simply can't handle this. #(Funny)
There's not much of a storyline involving sticky stickers.
The upgrade is still too slow. #(Evil laugh)
The little nobody sitting there was completely unaffected and couldn't hold it in.