The night breeze stirred through the cherry trees with a soft rustle. Moonlight poured over the ground, making it look as if ripples of water glimmered with a halo of moonlight. Pink petals drifted down from the branches, scattering like a girl's tangled thoughts. If this were a game, this would surely be the trigger for a special event, one leading up to a confession, then this and that, and finally marriage. But Kong Ming was completely baffled. Dear developers, what are you thinking?
Let's start from the beginning. As the saying goes, life is like that thing, and sometimes you just can't fight it. That's what transmigrating into this world was like. But what do you mean the sweet romance I wanted never came, and instead Earth Online got a major update? What do you mean, a supernatural resurgence? Oh! Great, a patch! It's galgame! Maybe that isn't so bad?
But why are the achievements [A Good Show] [Taught a Lesson] [Heart and Soul]? Who wrote this plot? Some mushroom?
There are so many death routes, should I just become the mysterious high-jump guy?
[This is a romance game you've never experienced] (struck through)
[Inhuman! Shocking! Not for minors!] (Developer: Let's get them in first)