Aren't I supposed to be the protagonist of a slice-of-life anime? Why is my life so exhausting? Think about it: I don't have a Stand, I can't summon heroic spirits, and I can't turn into a magical girl. So what else could this be but a slice-of-life anime? No one's even asked me to pilot a mecha. Isn't it supposed to be light and funny? I should meet a few people, then we form a group of protagonists, and from there, it's all lighthearted, heartwarming daily life. In summer, we go to the beach to smash watermelons, have a training camp or something, watch the fireworks festival, fall in love, take a romance route, and share some sweet moments. So how did things turn out like this?
Spacetime Mercenary Group Customer Service 12345: Isn't this supposed to be light and funny?
Pink Elf: Isn't this supposed to be about romance and sweet moments?
Pointy-Hat Lady: Isn't this supposed to be heartwarming daily life?
Arceus (Employer #1): @Azure Martial God, good luck on your college entrance exams.
Azure Martial God: I'm going to blow up the school! Wryyyyy!
