(An alternate timeline of Date A Live. You can read this without having read the original.)
"I never asked you to stay a boy forever. I'm not a demon. But what do you mean, dating your stepsister? And what do you mean, dating my best friend? What's wrong with your values? You're only seventeen, aren't you? If you keep this up, you'll have four partners at thirty-four and eight at sixty-eight. You'll turn into an eight-headed serpent. As the Origin Spirit, Mio Takamiya, I may have to defeat you. Seriously."
"And what's with the way you're looking at me? What is that look in your eyes? What are you planning to do, Shido Itsuka... Aaaaaah!"
Hugging herself in bed, Mio Takamiya sighed helplessly. "You're the husband I gave myself, after all."
