In Honkai, I Get Stronger by Giving Back Rubs

Kiana: "Could you stop teasing Kiana every day? Kiana's poor little heart can't take it. You took forever to buy a cucumber after I asked you to, and I thought I had a chance. Then I asked if you wanted to date me, and you just went and scolded me! I'll admit I kind of enjoyed it, but I still want to know: what did Kiana do wrong? Kiana wants to be loved too! And look at the people around you: the hypnotist otaku Aponia, the strong Black girl Niji Carol, the blonde jock Ulandale, and your ill-intentioned boss Theresa. Hurry up and fall into Kiana's arms, or those wicked women won't let you off the hook!"