
Warhammer, All My Group Chat Friends Are Madmen!
战锤,我的群友全是神人!
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My Personal Review List
I was browsing reading lists for something to read and noticed that, on some lists, the owner's comments were more interesting than the books themselves. That got me thinking, and I decided to go back through all the books I'd read before. (Just the books, no discussion of anything outside them.) Sigh, some of these old titles are really old. I wonder if I can still get through them now (눈_눈) Before you read: These comments are entirely subjective, and everyone's tolerance for flaws is different
Personal Favorites 1
Books I spent a lot of Cat Coins subscribing to and thought were good. Putting them here separately so they don't get lost in my bookshelf.
Personal Reading Log 2
Books in my shelf that I remember. I can only make three reading lists, what gives?
Fantasy Starts Here
Kokodayo
My Personal Collection
My personal collection
Books I'm Reading Right Now
Some books I like to read
Saving These for Later
As the title says
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You're already dead, don't you have any ambition? Overthrow the emperor, become emperor yourself, and sit on the golden throne!
I suddenly remembered something. Since the protagonist can make the Great Devourer feel satisfied and full, is it possible that Sister S could also be filled, leaving her feeling empty? You know, the core reason why Sister S's group became increasingly twisted later on is that the more violent they acted, the more powerful their emptiness became. But if the protagonist could fill this emptiness, the probability of Sister S being reformed is high. After all, she is essentially a normal spirit god who has been raised to a flawed state. The same logic applies to the others, including the weasel. If the protagonist can compensate for their negative aspects and reform them into human gods or even human guardian gods, the probability is not small.
That's an incredibly ruthless act. During the Great Rebellion, the Four Gods practically maxed out Horus's power, then lost. The psionic backflow caused a warp implosion, reshaping the Four Gods and even the Emperor, resulting in the current Asgard being a product of this re-creation. It's the Emperor who suffered!
This is a Warhammer game that can only be read late at night when everyone is alone and there's no one around. Sorry, this suggestion is just to prevent you from losing your composure. You don't want your colleagues, classmates, friends, or family to see what you're reading, right? Who knows who might get into trouble then? #(Funny)
What is that large, dark sphere? Why is it causing such a strong reaction?
It seems like Sister S has been "whitewashed" 🤨. Does that explain why the Four Gods continued even knowing their actions would strip them of their privileges? Were they actually actively relinquishing unwanted privileges to make themselves "pure"?
Let me show you the wild history of how my imagination created bean buns. First paragraph: The forbidden love between the Four Gods and the Emperor; the truth behind the Eternal War. The eternal war in the Warhammer universe has never been a battle between good and evil, or a contest between gods, but rather a chaotic and tragic love story spanning millennia. The Emperor and the four Chaos Gods were already deeply entangled lovers. Slaanesh was the first to fall in love with the Emperor, forging a bond that allowed him exclusive time and affection. However, Khorne, Tzeentch, and Nurgle also fell for the Emperor, their love and possessiveness fueling their jealousy and rage. None of them wanted to be second, and each desired to possess the Emperor entirely. Driven by love and jealousy, and by jealousy and war, the four gods relentlessly fight each other, yet they instantly unite to protect the Emperor when others attempt to harm him. They refuse to let the Emperor belong to either side, and are unwilling to completely destroy their beloved, thus imprisoning him in war, using the galaxy as their battlefield, in an endless struggle and entanglement. The so-called eternal war between Chaos and the Empire, the so-called endless madness of the Warp, is not about destruction or protection, but merely a battleground of jealousy and resentment among the four evil gods, the ultimate expression of unrequited love and maddened by envy—this is the most hidden truth of the Warhammer universe. Part Two: The Scumbag Emperor and Horus's Caught in Adultery - The Truth About the Primarch's Origins The Emperor was never a selfless savior of humanity, but rather the galaxy's number one heartless scumbag. He used his love affair with the Four Gods to steal the power and essence of the four evil gods, secretly conceiving twenty Primarchs. He then took all these children of his bloodline with the Four Gods away, abandoning them in the galaxy without a trace, showing utter cruelty and heartlessness. Heartbroken and devastated by the betrayal, the four gods were enraged. Their love transformed into boundless hatred, and they vowed to seek justice from their fickle lover. The Horus Rebellion was never a power grab by the Primarch, but rather a massive campaign launched by the four gods through Horus to expose and punish the infidelity of their beloved, roaring as they questioned the Emperor: Why did you stay with me and then betray me? Why did you bear my children and then abandon me? Those Primarchs who were supposedly corrupted by Chaos and chose to ascend to demonic possession were not truly fallen into depravity. They simply returned to their birth parents after learning their origins, reclaiming their ancestral power. The millennia of war, the empire's tragedy, and the chaos of Chaos were all due to the Emperor's romantic entanglements, a chain of tragedies across the galaxy triggered by his despicable actions.
Wow, I've seen books that plagiarize Emperor, Primarch, and Slaanesh, but this is the first time I've seen one that plagiarizes Necronomicon and Khorne. It's definitely more interesting to read stories that combine hack-and-slash with plagiarism.
I came here to see the hammer, not the romance. I don't mind a romantic subplot, but it needs to be clearly defined and not overshadowed by a minor element.
Currently, the five giants of the Warp are: Khorne, the first to be gouged out and pregnant; the yellow weasel who watched the protagonist and others gouging out from under the table; Nurgle, who was usually gouged out innocently; Tzeentch, who was gouged out because of his own stupidity; and Slaanesh, the loser.