The Draco, Pretty Mysterious, Huh?

"What do you mean, my best friend's gift turned into a Terra critter?" "What do you mean, the last pureblood male Drak is my cousin?" "What do you mean, he's not actually my cousin?" "Why do they both have the surname Dublin while mine is Camelot?" "Driving a tractor is a prerequisite for becoming a Knight of the Round Table?" "What do you mean, the Lady of the Lake is Princess?" "Is there any hope left for this land?"