After accidentally transmigrating to the Xianzhou Luofu in the Honkai: Star Rail universe, Ling Ke was mistaken for an illegal immigrant by the Cloud Knights and a member of the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus. He was promptly thrown into the Prison of Deep Seclusion. Fortunately, he not only joined a dimensional chat group connected to countless worlds, but also got bound to an Abstract Ability System. From then on, every day he could randomly draw a supernatural ability inspired by a famous meme from before he transmigrated.
[Heavenly-Rank Combat Skill: Possession]: You can possess someone wearing a ring you gave them and forcibly take control of their body.
[Pinduoduo]: You get a personal online supermarket that sells only civilian goods. Anything you order will be delivered to your side in a parcel.
[Another Day Filled with Seventy Thousand]: At midnight every day, you automatically receive seventy thousand yuan.
[Fifty-Yuan Bros]: For just fifty yuan, you can summon a Terran Empire Guardsman who is absolutely loyal to you. Maximum: 200.
[Pink Kitty]: You become a Stand user whose Stand has awakened Killer Queen.
"You'd better give me a satisfactory answer about compensation before I flip the table. Otherwise..." Ling Ke was gradually becoming the sort of person who wouldn't eat beef.