Romance Simulation! I'm Not a Superhero Simulator, Host!

There are plenty of heroines in Honkai: Star Rail who'd be great to date, right? Cipher is gentle, and as long as you can touch her, you can date her. The rich girl Asta is an excellent choice. Tingyun works too. Being called her benefactor feels great. And if all else fails, there's the reliable option of March, your wife. Wait... what do you mean, [Yaoshi] is the best choice for a girlfriend!? Fine, I won't say anything about how you exploited the logic bug that [Yaoshi] [can't say no]. At least that's still dating. But what do you mean, you froze time and put the Emperor's New Clothes on her? This is a dating sim! How did you turn it into a Superman simulator?!