What is the most miserable thing in the world? Transmigrating into an irredeemable cesspit. And what could be even more miserable? Transmigrating into a computer in that cesspit, becoming a line of code whose future has already been decided, without even a golden finger. Jiang Cheng opened and closed his eyes, and found himself in the Sorrowful Secret Garden, where he ran into a beautiful girl named Xilian. She kept him like a tropical fish. Jiang Cheng had thought his future was already ruined. He didn't know which loop this was, and didn't think he could face the Ancient Ones, so all he wanted was to find somewhere quiet, live out a few decades, and die of old age. As long as he stayed away from those heroes and found somewhere safe, he could still live out his life in peace. Clinging to this idea, Jiang Cheng prepared to leave just as Bai E reached the age of maturity, but then he saw a girl swinging on a swing.
"...Can you stay with me? Let's become the very best of friends, forever, forever, forever... never to be apart, not even for a moment~♪"
...It seemed he'd already been caught in the pull of gravity, with no way to escape.
This book is also known as Xilian's Cuckold Hat.
