This Is Not What You Call an Equivalent Exchange!

"This isn't what you'd call an equivalent exchange, is it?!" "What do you mean I have to turn into a girl just because I want to become a magical girl who can fight the supernatural? I'm a grown man!" "Hold on! What do you mean I have to become a proper Soul King to fight the bizarre mysteries that have descended upon us?!" "What's this now?! A terrifying mental realm filled with humanity's negative emotions?! What is this, an Impression Space from some Silent Hill version?! You're giving me just one Persona to conquer the shadow-filled labyrinths of another world?!" "What kind of garbage world is this?! So all I have to do as a transmigrator is patch things up, right?!" Exhausted by life, the transmigrator sighs.