Gensokyo is a peaceful, well-mannered place, a retirement haven for all sorts of youkai. But ever since Luo Kong arrived, all that changed. All he needs is some close contact to analyze another person's abilities.
"Idiot! I'm your teacher. Keep your hands to yourself!"
"Big brother, come be the god of my shrine. I mean for the rest of your life!"
"My tail is very important. You can only touch it when we're alone~"
The magician in the library's legs tremble slightly, and the head maid's room is piled high with stockings. The shrine maiden smiles, while the naked celestial fox bends down and raises her tail in delight.
"According to the latest reports, a boy named Luo Kong has been accused of harassing women under the pretext of research. For everyone's safety, he is to be held in the basements of Eientei, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Hakurei Shrine, and other locations in rotation."
A crow reporter looks at the boy behind her, who is rapturously stroking her wings. With an affectionate gaze, she locks the door, then continues writing in the newspaper.
"According to this station's investigation, all the above rumors are slander. Rest assured, Gensokyo is as peaceful as ever today."
[Lighthearted comedy, no angst, nonhuman protagonist. He looks young but is an adult, and will grow up a little later on.]