False Mythology: Fox Spirit

[Orange, terrible at writing blurbs, mythology OOC warning] After pulling an all-nighter at work, he suddenly died at the office. When he woke up, he discovered he had transmigrated into a fox demon. Following the principles of staying away from humans, keeping out of sight, and not causing trouble, Su Bai decided to laze around and sleep in his fox den. After all, this was ancient times. There was no point in making yourself conspicuous. What if some monk showed up shouting "Great Dragon of Heaven" and captured him? That would be mortifying. But after a landslide and mudslide swept Su Bai down the mountain, he stared blankly at the skyscrapers outside and, for the first time, fell into deep thought... "Wait, so I transmigrated, but somehow didn't transmigrate? ...Hold on! Why is there a monkey flying through the clouds up there!? And there's a three-eyed guy chasing him with a skinny dog!? What's with that kid with three heads and six arms!? Where the heck have I landed!?"