A Dating Sim, but I'm a Tokyo Exorcist

"Gwah! Just thinking about using a simulator to conquer beautiful girls, spending my life in a band with obsessive girls, and making money as a plagiarist makes me hum with excitement..." Nakano Makoto has a younger sister and a house, while both his parents are busy. Sixteen years after he transmigrated, he finally unlocked the dormant dating simulator! However... the moment it unlocked, the simulator finally revealed its full name: Dating Simulation: Starting from Zero to Become Tokyo's Lam Ching-ying! [Newbie Mission: First Encounter] "How do the words 'dating' and 'Lam Ching-ying' even belong in the same sentence?" "My first encounter is with an eight-foot-tall lady. Is this for real...?" I never asked for a world made up only of Houbunsha series, but what's Shinji Mikami doing here? Where's the romance in all this? I thought it was just a bait-and-switch, but the simulator offered a reward I couldn't refuse: cuddling with beautiful girls restores my sanity and replenishes my magic! "Fine, I'm going to be the emperor of the two-dimensional world!" Azusa Nakano: "Yui-senpai is so clueless. How can you bring yourself to do that with her? Why not make a move on me instead?!" Ryo Yamada: "Makoto, don't open your eyes. I'm Bocchi." Eriri: "I'm only gathering material for my work, that's all." (Nervous) Ai Hayasaka: "Leave replenishing your magic to me." (Bocchi the Rock!, K-On!, Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend)