What Kind of Chat Group Is This?!

After transmigrating into a crossover anime world for years without ever getting a golden finger, Xia Tian had nearly given up hope and was preparing to settle down for the rest of his life. Then, after an accident, he finally awakened a chat group.

But... isn't something a little off here? What do you mean the Matou Family was wiped out ages ago? And what do you mean the person I met on the rooftop was Raiden Makoto? What's wrong with this Great Guardian?! No! Why do I have to be the hero just because you made a pact with the will of the world?!

[Kiana: Ah~ Ever since I saw that figure on the rooftop, I haven't been able to sleep. My heart has been stolen! There will be no more joy or sorrow for me!]

[Seele: Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs in the Lower City now?!]

[Rin Tohsaka: Holy Grail War, 6=1. Get it if you know, come on in.]

[Stelle: You old jailbird! I'm here to negotiate!]

[Aqua: So where's my hero? I've been waiting forever. They said he was in this group, so why can't I find him?]

[Ritsuka Fujimaru: Hi, friend! Interested in a thrilling adventure through a Singularity? (wink)]

[Xia Tian: Is it still too late for me to leave the group?]