As a reborn, middle-aged shut-in bachelor, Lin Xiaoming has no golden finger whatsoever. To make ends meet, he has to return to his old job of writing, and then gets pressured to marry. Who could have guessed that the matchmaking app he casually downloaded would let him go on dates across dimensions with his 2D waifus?
Yukari Yakumo: "What do you mean, I'm pretending to be young? Just you wait. If I don't reach through the internet and slap you, then I'm not Yukari Yakumo."
Kafka: "You're pretty bold, kid. How could I possibly be both your mom and your wife? You're playing with fire."
Medea: "What do you mean, my Master isn't in Fuyuki City, but in another dimension? And what do you mean, my Master is going on dates with other women? Damn that vixen! You all deserve to die!"
Precia: "Wait, aren't you my matchmaking partner? Why are you dating my daughter, Fate? She's your daughter, not your wife. I'm the one you're supposed to be dating!"
Lin Xiaoming was so absorbed in the app that he was having a great time chatting. "Heh heh, this matchmaking app's AI is so much fun. If only all these AI waifus could..."
Suddenly, a gap appeared behind him, and Mama Yukari smiled kindly. "Come on, let me show you some real affection. It won't hurt. You'll be free soon!"
Lin Xiaoming: "Amazing! It's the real Mama Yukari! I'm going to die!"
