"Twilight, I'm hungry..."
Dark Moonlight sprawled on the sofa and nudged the licorice sandwich in front of her.
"I don't think this has what I need. You know I'm a vampire pony."
"But that doesn't make sense. You can eat this food and digest it, so why are you still hungry?" Twilight flipped through the report on Dark Moonlight's body, a distinct look of confusion on her face.
"Either way, I'm about to starve to death. Please, give me some blood to drink! Princess Celestia sent you to teach me about friendship. You can't just watch your friend starve to death right in front of you, can you?" As she spoke, Dark Moonlight tipped her head back and pretended to die on the sofa.
Looking at Dark Moonlight pretending to be dead, Twilight sighed helplessly and offered her neck.
"Go ahead and drink, but please don't attack any more ponies after this, okay?"
