[Seventh "Lone Wolf" Squad Survival Guide]
Do not move the white fluff on the captain's (Vera's) lap (Lana). Otherwise, the captain will prioritize moving your skull instead.
When going on missions with the captain, do not discuss the "texture" or "flavor" of any living creature, unless you want to become the next research subject.
If squad member Lana starts talking to the television or a car, do not disturb her. She's engaging in "cross-species friendly communication."
Check the coffee machine every morning. If it brews red liquid, the captain is in an excellent mood today, and the squad's budget will double.
Never ask the captain where she came from. She'll solemnly tell you she sprang from a rock, then drag you into an all-night study of "rock viviparity."
This book contains: going berserk, gourmet food, going berserk, cosmic horror, and going berserk. If you accidentally enter the "Deep," don't panic. Find a red-haired woman in a black trench coat as quickly as possible and shout, "Spark above!" She'll smile and bundle you up with the monsters. At least you'll be left in one piece.
