Starting at the Yellow River, I Punch Emperors Who Fail to Control the Waters

What would it look like if the mountains and rivers of the world became conscious? The Luo River would probably thank Liu Xiu, then go looking for the ancestral graves of the Sima clan. The Nile might regret being too gentle, having nurtured descendants who couldn't hold on to their realm. The Ganges would complain that it has had far too much to bear. And He Jiuqu, incarnated as the Yellow River, says: "You rotten Song, I'm not done with you! You'd better get over here, you hear me?" Mount Tai and the Gao Liang River: "Big bro, take us with you!" (Set during the Water Margin era.)