A Personal Take on the Dimensional Chat Group

[I once won second place in the whole school’s elementary-school essay contest, and my writing is miles ahead of everyone else’s (probably), so read with confidence] In a fantastical otherworld, nations scheme and wage war, great powers vie for supremacy, and the gods’ war deep in the spirit realm stretches on for light-years. The fragile material world is battered by storm after storm. Faced with one crisis after another, the genius mage Anya remains perfectly calm. “I’m a noble transmigrator with a golden finger. Who could…” Wait, what do you mean it’s a dimensional chat group, but an offline, single-player, cut-down version? What good is that!? [P.S. I’m into girls. Feel free to skip this, but please don’t attack me. Thanks.]