"Reborn in 2026, Everyone Around Me Is 500 Times Less Knowledgeable! I'm Sitting at the Kids' Table, So I'll Show Off My University-Level Peak Skills!"
Day 1: I run into an elementary schooler from a rich second-generation family. Their capitalist schemes are so monstrous that I give it everything I've got and still can't win.
Day 2: I run into an elementary schooler from a real-estate second-generation family. Born with countless mansions, they have a bunch of keys hanging from their waist, as monstrous as can be. I give it everything I've got and still can't win.
Day 3: I run into an elementary schooler from an entertainment-industry second-generation family. With connections and lineage, they're already the star of a magical-girl tokusatsu show at such a young age. I give it everything I've got and still can't win.
Day 365: I train hard, join children's quiz shows to build my name, and brave the pressure of livestreaming. With my baby face, I create entertaining content and finally become an internet celebrity with a million followers! I sign with a new media company. Now! I'm the capital!
Day 366: I happen upon an elementary schooler carrying dreams in their pocket, holding hope tight in their hands, and brimming with anticipation for the future. I give it everything I've got and still can't win. orz
I'm sorry I couldn't make the adults of 2026 have a good time...
