At a class meeting, their homeroom teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka, suddenly announced, "Those who think they're ordinary high school students, sit on the left. Those who think they're popular, sit on the right."
Most students went left, a few went right, and one person remained sitting in the middle.
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "You there, do you think you're an ordinary high school student, or a popular guy with a crystal palace harem?"
The student replied, "I think I'm a gentleman who follows his feelings but observes propriety. Everyone else says I'm building a harem. I deny it, and then they hit me."
Hiratsuka Shizuka flew into a rage. "Li Wei, get your ass up to the podium right now!"
This is a Type-Moon-centered crossover with a fairly traditional harem. No playing the field, no faction wars.
