The Guitar Freak's Band Legend

Top-tier guitarist available for hire: Bura Chiyo, codename Guitar Freak, age 14, straight. Tokyo's top guitarist, perfectly suited to play guitar in any kind of band, underground or mainstream. (Can also fill in on keyboard, DJ, bass, flute, suona, and clappers. Songwriting skills not guaranteed.) Skilled at smoking (crossed out), drinking (crossed out), chasing women (not quite crossed out), card games, magic, and mixed martial arts. Extensive experience, having served as a support guitarist for 42 bands. Client satisfaction rate: 100%, track record available on request. Salary negotiable, guaranteed reasonable. Beautiful and affordable, get in touch ASAP. LINE ID: Tokyo-Chisato (Please include a note when adding me. No small talk.)