I'm in Ultraman, and Two Body-Dumping Maniacs Have Their Eyes on Me. What Should I Do?

Gu Mo fell from the sky in a daze. He couldn't understand how simply passing the time by playing with the Evolution Truster, which he hadn't touched in ages, had suddenly sent him straight up into the sky. Just then, he noticed time and space around him begin to freeze. A vision appeared before his eyes: an ancient ruin stood in a forest at dusk, and light flew out from within it. "I get it! No-san must have given me the light because I have an Evolution Truster!" Gu Mo was thrilled. But then another light shone, and on his other side appeared the phantom of a colossal stone giant. A light flew out of the statue too, drifting toward Gu Mo. The two lights met halfway and faced each other in silence for a long while. Then they both turned toward Gu Mo.

"...What the hell."

Only then did Gu Mo remember: while playing with the Evolution Truster, he'd been unboxing the Shinjuu Stick he'd just bought.