The captain sailed the Hyperion through the Sea of Quanta, but was tied to a bed by the magic of the "bad woman" Sirin and accidentally caught up in a chaotic love triangle in another world. The pink-haired elf Elysia latched onto his ship under the pretext of an "inspection," while Mobius, a Moth of the Previous Era, went straight to treating him as "human experimental material." As Kiana, Mei, and the other Herrscher girls fought over the "right to use the captain," the Astral Sage silently took out her feather fan and waved it.
"I only want to know who will warm my bed tonight."
The captain's greatest crisis isn't the Honkai beasts, but the Valkyries who might drag him into a room at any moment. After all, even Benares is waiting in line to be fed aboard the Hyperion.
