How Am I Supposed to Do a Dating Sim Now?!

From the start, I ran into a godlike mass murderer who wiped out a whole city. But no problem: I survived thanks to the memories from my simulator. I know exactly how the story goes from here. Heh, watch me clear everything without dying even once and become a god at everything... Wait, what do you mean she's a female pope? What's a Desert Queen? Why does she look like she's from a different genre? The Roman Emperor is a woman? What the hell is a girl knight army? Huh? How did the Huns' Great Khan turn into a dark-skinned, white-haired beauty? What am I even fighting? Teehee, I have to survive.

...After transmigrating to another world, I started off with a high-quality Host. Even after running countless simulations, they kept wanting to fight. I gave it everything I had and still couldn't clear the game. (After too many failed simulations, I gave up on that Host.) I chose a gentle, kind Host, but their personality was so weak that they kept getting killed. That's when I finally realized this world was a giant cesspit. (It's not a world of anime.) To graduate successfully, I kept pumping anime energy into the cesspit, transforming the world into a wonderful anime world. (Teehee, I have to graduate.)