The transmigrator Xian Yan runs the Lost Home Pet Shop. Hair care, baths and grooming, neutering and hoof trimming are all routine. But his godlike pet-training skills are truly astounding. Even an old, round-headed cat can't last three rounds against him.
Wanting to share his skills with more people, Xian Yan started a Cute Pets Chat Group.
[Mysterious Dudu Hero]: The keyboardist on my team hisses at everyone and even steals other people's food from group orders. Say one word to him and he bristles. He won't let me pick at him!
[Big Cup Hooded Man]: My cat has become a spirit! Every day it goes around calling people Old Wu, Old Wu. I pulled out a data cable, and it pulled out my spine and counterattacked me. I can't live like this anymore!
[Katana Superior]: B-lock Blade goes into Spinosaur mode the moment it sees me, and keeps doing the Hachi-Mi tornado, making me fly into the air. I'm so damn done with it.
[Ants Crawling All Over Me]: The Pokemon I got from that old geezer is oily black, won't behave, and wrecks the house. Whenever it sees the neighbor's Saber, it freaks out and starts street dancing.
[Fox Raising Kids in Retirement]: There's an elderly rice bug in my bed. All it does is eat, sleep, and bother my good cat.
Xian Yan said nothing. He just kept saying...
"Send them over!"
[I'm a cute 17-year-old gap youkai!]: Send you over what! Not one of these has anything to do with cute pets!
