For some unknown reason, Russell transmigrated to Type-Moon and is now in a tough spot. The good news: he got a golden finger. The bad news: the golden finger is, to put it mildly, nine-tenths messed up.
"I need to enter keywords, then use them to generate the life of a historical figure for a trial. Rewards related to the figure will be awarded based on my achievements in the trial?"
"Then I'll choose the oldest and most versatile overpowered hero, Gilgamesh!"
"I can't enter a person's name directly as a keyword?"
"Then, the oldest King of Heroes, Uruk, half-divine and half-human."
"Huh? Why isn't the simulated version of me called Gilgamesh?"
"What!? You're saying that according to the recently unearthed stone tablets, Lugalbanda was the oldest King of Heroes?! So I'm Gilgamesh's dad now?"
"You wield the sword of Earth's history to strike at my Moon's officialdom!?"
Faced with a clearly rigged golden finger, a trial with no information to guide his conquest, and a weak start from the very beginning, Russell could only let out a sigh.
"Yikes! This is a pretty sorry state of affairs. But since I'm already here, I may not be able to clear the whole thing, but I'm not going to let you push me around!"
Damn, I just saw a book similar to this one, the one with the savior theme. I can only say it has warped values! In the first volume about Britain, I forgot the names of the ethnic groups, but it was very similar to Chinese history, like the relationship between the Han Chinese and the Xiongnu and Wuhuan. It's like when foreign tribes come to burn, kill, and plunder, and after capturing these foreigners, just as they're about to be executed, someone suddenly jumps out and says that killing prisoners is unlucky, then directly incorporates them into their ranks—not as cannon fodder, but by constantly criticizing the Chinese for being barbaric and lacking in education. This kind of person is utterly shameless. They didn't kill your family, nor did they steal your things, yet they call themselves saints. It's truly laughable. Then I endured it, went to watch the Greek version, and it was still the same. And then what? Maybe, maybe I'm just a nobody, afraid of what others will say, so I set a minimum of 2000 follower points to comment. Then I saw that book had 900,000 in donations, and I thought, "Have the people on this website lost all sense of national identity?" Then I looked at the top donation list, and nearly 700,000 of that donations came from the author himself, while the remaining 200,000 came from another donor. Phew, it seems everyone's values are still pretty sound. #(Cute)
The classic protagonist hasn't even started the simulation yet, but events after the simulation affect him. This writing style makes it seem like the protagonist is being manipulated by a mastermind.
These last few chapters have been so bland, has the timeline progressed even a little bit?
I've written 53 chapters on the Holy Grail War and still haven't gotten to the main point. The foreshadowing is good, but it can't all be foreshadowing! #(So sad)
The water's overflowing, we can run now, brothers!
Holy crap, this Holy Grail War story is over a hundred chapters long and still not finished! You can fill in the gaps, but only two chapters a day is really frustrating! #(Sad) Try updating five times a day, then let's see who dares to call you padding!
This is so poorly written, I really admire the author.
I've been posting so lame lately... If this keeps up, I'm really going to have to delete this.
It feels like they've skipped it.
Let's begin! How many chapters will this Holy Grail War take up? Will we see any characters from the previous two simulations? How much interaction will we have with them? #(Funny)