My Uma Musume Girlfriends Are So Cute, They'd Never Argue. Just Kidding!

Ahhh! I've been reincarnated as a woman, and in the world of Uma Musume! What kind of hellish start is this... Wait, no, could this be a gift from the god of anime?! Ohohoho! My Uma Musume girlfriends! Hah... Hah... This golden finger lets me see the Uma Musume's condition and cook delicious food. It's so awesome! What? You say it's not appropriate for a woman like me? Those outsiders who ship girls together, back off! Back off! Back off! Watch as I, Lin Zhiyin, lead the Uma Musume to tear up the track and become champions nationwide! But... Silence Suzuka, don't blush! Tokai Teio, don't get cocky! Rice Shower, don't cry! Daiwa Scarlet, stop making a fuss! And Special Week, quit being so airheaded! I just want a peaceful everyday life! Can you all stop fighting over me already? This is getting way too yuri... This love triangle is terrifying!