
Ditto Stays Still
百变怪一动不动
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 539k Words
- Genre
- Urban Youth
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- English
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Writing about romance is ridiculous (lol), if you don't know how, don't touch it.
So you ran back to the starting point, huh? #(Feeling sad)
He's probably dead. Go stay in my eunuch's quarters by the bookshelf.
What a pity, it was so beautiful.
Why hasn't it been resurrected yet?
Sigh, I thought I'd only see the heat death of the universe, but in the end, I was still disappointed. #(Seal)
That book must be dead by now; there's been no news about it for ages.
666 is back!
Author, please update soon! May the author's soul return... 𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 O soul, return... I urge on the long whip and rein in the six reins... 𓀌𓀎𓀠𓀤𓀫 O soul, return... I sing as I cross the mountains... Return... O soul, return... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠 O soul, return! Sing a triumphant song and triumph! We await our comrades to give their all! 𓀋𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫 O soul, return... O soul, return... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀀𓀁𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀀𓀁𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌
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