Keywords: No System * Plot-focused * Memetic entity * Star Treasure's doting father * TMD, why are those bugs still chasing me? * Is this really a single heroine? * Doesn't want to follow the main plot, but occasionally has no choice * Fake fun-lover * Occasional riddler * Genuine homebody * Robot of the year? * Author's daily PS * No out-of-character behavior, no paid book recommendations * The protagonist often attacks the author, but the intensity gradually fades: the author's a pathetic weakling who can't handle readers using this as a reason to drop the story * Cat Cake is the best * But not as good as Ruan Mei * Isn't this supposed to be a synopsis? * Author, what are you even doing? * How are you breaking the fourth wall at a time like this? * So the META tags are still there * Meow! Anyway! This is a strange fanfic full of these nonsensical keywords, and I might add more later. If it sounds interesting, come check it out! Also, the actual story is quite serious most of the time! That's all! (Though this new synopsis is still pretty abstract and nonsensical, it should be better than the old one, right? I tossed the original into the rambling chapter, meow~)***It's not a lot of words, but the story has a proper ending, meow! It doesn't end abruptly, meow! Some comments are still here because I've never deleted a comment or a chapter reply, meow!***