[Host, oh my dear Host, I'm screwed! I'm gonna get you all set up with my System!]
[First, we'll start a sect, and while we're at it, win over the precious daughter of a noble lord, the beautiful wolf-eared girl Hongxue!]
Bai Lei: "What?! Her old man dares enslave me? Drag him to the marketplace and chop off his head!"
He attacks Hongxue's entire family. Her father is already dead.
[Host, that was my mistake just now. At least her family is still pretty charming.]
Bai Lei: "Women will only slow down my Gu cultivation!"
Hongxue's entire family has been wiped out.
[...Host, you're way too bloodthirsty! I said win her over, win her over! Forget it, next time, ]
Bai Lei: "Refine people into Gu, establish a bizarre sect, recruit followers far and wide! This humble Daoist is Gu Ye. Ursus, prepare to die!"
[...Kid, you're invincible now.]
Bai Lei: "I already dragged her father to the marketplace and had him beheaded in public! Her whole family is stiff as corpses! Oh, right, System, what did you need me for?"
[What the hell am I even doing here?! You're not cultivating Gu, you're cultivating your ancestors!]
After watching it, I felt like decades of honing my will and body for my dreams could only lead to mental illness. Even if I became a martial arts fanatic, the likely outcome would be dying in delusion and confusion. My life, which was originally mediocre and without a future, suddenly had that life I wanted to transcend, that goal I could finally fight for with all my might. I was no longer the forgotten person I once was. Who wouldn't go crazy in that situation? #(Starry-eyed)
There's no doubt that either the author or I is crazy!
I read the novel aloud once, and suddenly the Erlang Shen in my house came to life, jumped up, and slashed me with his sword! #(Crying)
Do you know the stone Sima Guang used to smash the water jar? I picked it up off the ground! (Shocked) That line really touched me. I could never have imagined such a thing in my entire life. What's the point of living? (Tears)
Reporting to Lord Prestis, I'm completely captivated by Teyvat today, and the Originium Project is making no progress at all #(hehehe)
Anyone who doesn't go crazy after watching this should go to a mental hospital. #(Dizzy)
That's invincible! #(Shocked)
After watching it, I always get this absurd feeling of a wife waiting outside the delivery room, only to be confronted with a scalpel and asked whether she's playing Pavel Korchagin or Plants vs. Zombies. #(Scared)
People are so stressed these days. Last time I went to open a bank account, the teller said they needed to see my bank statements before they would process my application.
Rules are the board, laws are the game; all laws in the world can be found. Entering the martial world for the first time, he embarked on the path of demonic cultivation; after three battles, he was defeated and tested his mettle. Time flies and gray hairs appear, but the mountain of books offers endless youthful vigor. The power to transform heaven and earth is boundless; the way of nature is the model for all realms!