(A heavily reworked Type-Moon setting, harem, no System, and the author has already completed a book of over a million words.)
The first lesson after transmigrating to the Eastern Han dynasty: being too handsome really can get you hunted down!
Gazing at his own ravishing reflection in the bronze mirror, his eyes seeming to sparkle and charm people all on their own, Liu Bei tore up the script in a rage. "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!"
[Your hero, Cao Cao, has triggered the "Childhood Sweethearts Can't Beat a New Arrival" corruption route.]
"Xuande, will you choose my Seven-Star Sword..." Boss Cao's sword point pressed against Zhuge the Fox's tail. "Or this enchantress's feather fan?"
[The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong has activated the "True Love Lunchbox" skill!]
Sun Ce burst through the door with a spiked club over his shoulder. "Liu! Xuan! De! We agreed to share our sisters! So why did you only go to see my younger sister yesterday?"
Worst of all, Lu Bu came charging over on Red Hare. "Beibeizi! How dare you dote on Dong Zhuo alone?"
As the whole world sang, "Whoever wins Xuande wins the realm," Liu Bei angrily flipped the table. "Whoever wants this succubus script can have it! I'll conquer this chaotic age with a face boasting MAX Benevolence!"