I Think I'm a Magical Girl

I know magical girls are a classic genre... but this is China! Could you stop tricking high schoolers into becoming magical girls? High schoolers already have enough to deal with, going to classes, coming home, and doing homework all day. Now they have to go home and fight wits with some evil organization too? This is the end of the world, okay?!

...What? You want to know if I'm a magical girl?

...I think I am.