I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty's Succubus

The fake succubus: sexy, with whips and little candles. The real succubus: lazy, dressed in rags, and utterly unpretentious. The fake succubus says to you: “Want me?” The real succubus says to you: “You’re a real talent. The nation is in danger, so take all my savings.” Spend one night with the fake succubus and you’ll be weak in the knees. Spend a lifetime with the real succubus, and even if you die, you’ll have another life. You’ll still give everything for her.