[Absurdity] [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy] [Golden Soul] [No Decency] [A Fiery Cup of Oolong] [Making Up for Gintama's Regrets] Breaking news, breaking news!!! This is Sakata Gintoki!!! I don't know how it happened, but I actually found a real time machine... And it's that damn toilet!!! And so, baby Gin-san's account logged in from another location. Adopted by the boss as a child, he joins the Futaba gang. He makes lifelong friends, with the body of a five-year-old and the heart of a forty-year-old uncle. And in college, he encounters an unimaginable bunch of degenerates... This is insanely exciting!!! Come on, unlike Gintama, this is a life full of laughter and healing!!!
One certain straight man: Put your clothes back on, all of you!!!
Shoko: I'm so glad I got to be friends with everyone!
Gabriel: Boss Gintoki, how about a taste of the original... Mmph!
Chika: Is this club actually serious? It obviously isn't, right?!
(Female leads: Gabriel, Shoko, Tsukuyo, Sarugakure, Tama)
