Good news: I transmigrated.
Bad news: I transmigrated into Lobotomy Corporation.
Good news: I'm not an office clerk.
Bad news: My job is dealing with a parasitic tree.
Good news: It's the final loop, and Lobotomy Corporation will be over in just two weeks.
Bad news: I've been assigned to the Research Department, and my boss is Lock Mom.
Good news: I ignited my spark and became a Planeswalker.
Bad news: Space and time are dangerous, and I can't get out.
Staring at the green tree before him, Ed really wants to bash his head against the wall... if only he weren't carrying a deck of Magic cards.
"Hehehe, ehehe, hahahaha! If I'm going to die, we're all going down! I'll just play Eye of Ugin! Then sacrifice Black Lotus for more mana!"
"Come on! The Aeons Torn! Emrakul!"
(The cover is the Labyrinth of Ugin. Waaaaah, the Eldrazi can't live without you, Ugin!!!)
