In Arknights, but with a Downer Choice System

I transmigrated to Terra and was picked up in Lungmen. I have a System, but it's so cringeworthy. [Oh my, the three great powerhouses Lin Yuxia, Chen Huijie, and Shi Huaiya are gathered here. Don't underestimate them: in the realm of romance, they're the strongest of the strong, absolute top-tier.] [Come on, make your choice!] [Option 1: Loudly declare how much you want to lick Chen Huijie's toes, in at least 300 words.] [Option 2: Tenderly stroke Shi Huaiya's hand and deliver a famous Kira Yoshikage line.] [Option 3: Pull Lin Yuxia into your arms and loudly declare in front of Chen and Shi Huaiya that you want to become the harem king.] You degenerates! Anyone else think this System is so cringe?! Even if I, Li Xiuyuan, died right here, even if I jumped off this place, I would never... [Option 1 reward: King Crimson Stand] [Option 2 reward: Full set of Long Sword Hunter Arts] [Option 3 reward: Flying Thunder God] "Whoa, those rewards are that good? You're really giving them to me?" [Yes. Type 1 and it's yours.] Li Xiuyuan: 1111111111