Good morning, comrade, and welcome to the Yanguan app. Here, there’s no noisy chaos from normies and no exhausting labor from filial children. The atmosphere here is pretty nice. Play when you’re happy, sleep when you’re tired. We’re not content movers, we’re creators of a rich spiritual world. Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!, A Ming
Yu Hong: Boss, are you sure we don’t need the publicity department to write this?
A Ming: Heh heh heh! Trust me! With all the passion I’ve poured into this, the ad is sure to bring in great results!
Everyone: (sweating)
Note that the writing style may change at any time, depending on my mental state! (monkey noises)
This whole novel is free, and I don’t think I’m going to sign a contract either, so don’t waste your money promoting my little rag of a story.
