Don't Ask Too Many Questions About the Concert Band

(Male protagonist. Over 900,000 characters, completed normally, and with guaranteed integrity. Feel free to bookmark!) The Kitauji High School concert band's halls are often abuzz with news about Yanazawa Tanashi. Tsukamoto Shuuichi: "You know Tanashi's my bro. This guy's unbelievably strong. We're going to take our talents to the nationals together..."

Kumiko Oumae: "How did Secretary Yanazawa turn the concert band into this!?"

But Yanazawa Tanashi swears that all those stories about his romantic escapades are absolutely false, and that all his little schemes were done out of necessity.

"If I don't do this, how else am I supposed to get this bunch of vermin to run the concert band properly?" Yanazawa Tanashi says, shrugging at his junior schoolmates.