Oh No, Why Have All the Witches Come to My Farm?

(Ancient gods revive, men and women die.) Haha, does this look familiar? Scenes like this are unfolding all over Gloynia right now! You could be next! Unless you make the most important decision of your life! (A burst of rousing music.) Prove to everyone that you have the strength and courage to pursue freedom. Join the ranks of the ancient god hunters! Become an elite member of the Gloynia Self-Rescue Society! Witness the strange lifeforms cursed by the ancient gods! Let the ancient god hunters' brand of self-rescue benefit the entire plane! Become a hero. Become a legend. Become an ancient god hunter!

...But what does any of that have to do with a little transmigrator who just wants to be a farmer on Summer Island and throw an orgy with twenty thousand witches?