Fairy, Be Quiet! I’m Really Not a Blond Bad Boy

My new fiancée is a classical goddess adored across the land, while my childhood friend is a princess destined to rule as a peerless empress. The only problem is, I'm not the protagonist of this dating game. I'm just a minor character in the background, about to disappear from the story. But does that mean I have to be sacrificed!? Just watch as I show you the speedrun route through this dating game! On one side of the door, the young lord plays the Phoenix-Seeking Tune. On the other, his childhood friend softly sings the Phoenix-Begging-for-Mercy Song. The empress curls up in front of the dragon throne, blushing with shame, and can only hope her mother's gaze will turn elsewhere. The Great Sect's Heavenly Maiden has a serious cleanliness obsession, so special treatment is in order... I don't care if you're a goddess or an immortal maiden, you're all just tools with exploitable value! But after treating you all like this, why am I the one you've started seeing as your precious first love!? "If I'm hungry, I'll find something to eat myself. If I get lost, I can find my way home too. I just hope you'll let me stay by your side..." "Only the strong deserve to have a big brother. Initiate the secret chamber!" "You bastard! Go easier on me, you'll leave marks!"