Who Are You Calling a Vampire Midlaner?

Name: Who Are You Calling a Vampire Midlaner?
Author: Left Pigeon

骂谁吸血鬼中单呢？

by Left Pigeon (左鸽)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Competitive Gaming
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

"Go cut off their lane for a bit. Once we pull it off, we’ll split the top lane minions 70/30."

"Taking something without permission is stealing, but I clearly pinged it. How can it be stealing if I pinged?"

"How do the pros gank? Countergank! As long as I show up later than the enemy every time, it counts as a countergank. No rush, I’ll stand in the bush for a while. My ADC can take a couple more hits. Worst case, I’ll just inherit their lane minions later."

"When you play mid, you should farm less early on and roam more, but don’t come all this way for nothing."

"When I game, teamwork is what I’m all about!"

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