After transmigrating to a land where gender roles are reversed and gaining the powers of the Nine-Tailed Fox, Bai Li really just wanted to live quietly and without drawing attention. But his bewitching looks, inherited from the Nine-Tailed Fox, caused him no end of trouble. He never imagined he'd one day be sitting in the defendant's seat in court.
"During your tenure at the Special Investigation Section, you repeatedly abused your authority for personal gain. When the Penguin Logistics gang retook their driving tests, you gave them special treatment, showing complete disregard for Lungmen law."
"During anti-crime operations, you let personal feelings sway your judgment. You have an improper relationship with the young lady of the Graytail, Lungmen's largest gang, and repeatedly let her escape during operations."
"You conspired with Lavinia, the Chief Magistrate of Siracusa, to stage a rebellion, attempting to overturn the national order by taking control of the Siracusan families."
"You colluded with the foreign terrorist organization Reunion, and together attempted to extort and kidnap Miss Kachena, a duke of Ursus, damaging the friendship between Yan and Ursus."
Bai Li sat in the defendant's seat, completely bewildered. Even now, he still had no idea what was going on.
"Your Honor, I object. These charges completely distort the facts."
"Objection overruled. This court hereby sentences the criminal Bai Li to one thousand years of marriage, and revokes his right to remain single for life!"
It's amazing this book didn't die; it must have some talent.