The Evil Spirit of Babel Tower, but It's Arknights Esports

I woke up to find that Arknights had become a nationally popular esports game! And only I could play the Operators from the island? Watch me pick Ch'en in a split second from the start, turn into a happy dragon girl in mid lane, and play a starving Mudrock who farms every wave across all three lanes! My uncle gives up on top lane, then chops the high ground to pieces in three swings. The Wraith of Babel is going straight to the top of the world! Everyone, play Arknights!