Honkai: All I Want Is to Retire, While They Want to Split Me Up

Name: Honkai: All I Want Is to Retire, While They Want to Split Me Up
Author: Strawberry Pizza

崩坏，只想退休的我，和想把我分了的她们

by Strawberry Pizza (草莓披萨)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Infinite Flow
Updated: 1y ago
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Synopsis

My name is Yu Fan. I used to be the captain of the Hyperion, and now I run the Hyperion Cafe. My customers all say I'm kind and friendly, handsome and good-hearted, with a happy family. I think so too. Until a girl kissed me by force right in front of my wife. Um, Miss Mei, I'm a married man. Please respect that. Miss Kiana, please don't get the wrong idea. I really have no feelings for the person you love. Really, please believe me. I'm a decent man. Wait, Miss Kiana, where are you touching?